Movie Reviews in Haiku

Stay Alive (2006) – 3.5 out of 5 stars

You die in the game
And the game makes it for real
Decent horror flick

Cry Wolf (2005) – 2 out of 5 stars

Ripoff of Gossip
Without the talented cast
And no nudity.

The Tooth Fairy (2006) – 1 out of 5 stars

Low value film stock
Cursing-nude TV movie
I want my time back.

The Exorcist (1973) – 4 out of 5 stars

Lots of backstory
Tension builds and I got freaked
Crucifuction - damn!




The Faculty (1998) – 4 out of 5 stars

Huge ensemble film
At the height of the Scream fame
Equals decent flick